Fun Soaps

Stay fresh with these small fun soaps!

We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap - Here’s a soap for all the champions! Gets you fresh for when The Show Must Go On – keeps you fresh when you travel at the speed of light. Who will scrub you the right way? We will. We Will Wash You. Freddie Mercury/Queen [almond, cocoa butter] 2 oz. / 56 g. 2.25" x 1.75" x 1" Travel sized Not tested on animals.

Bob Ross Joy of Bathing Soap - “It’s so important to do something every day that will make you happy.” Whenever you’re feeling Prussian Blue, pick yourself up! The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross is an inspiring soap to make your world better. As Bob Ross said, “All it takes is just a little change of perspective and you begin to see a whole new world.” Honey & Oatmeal 2 oz. / 56 g. 2.25" x 1.75" x 1" Travel sized Not tested on animals.

Andy's Fifteen Minutes of Foam Soap - Give One to Your Favorite Tub Girls! Bring one to your next Shower! Lavender, chamomile scent.Timeless Keepsakes~ Trendy Kitsch~ We Have It All 2 oz. / 56 g. 2.25" x 1.75" x 1" Travel sized Not tested on animals.

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The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.) Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake. More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff. Most of the proceeds go to unemployed philosophers (and their associates). A portion also goes to some groups working on profound causes.